Are you having a hard time getting the hairstyle you want? Is that why you're pretending that fedora looks good? No, it's cool, but there's a better way. If you like keeping your look cut short or even slicked back, you may have found that your follicles have other ideas. Hence, the fedora.
You Need a Better Tool
The problem could be that you don't have the right tool for the job. You wouldn't try to hammer in a screw, right? So why use conventional brushes or combs when they're not suited for the purpose?
Instead, try a Jack Dean Military Style Brush. It comes with natural boar bristles and a collection of nylon ones too. There's no handle either, so you can take this bad boy anywhere you go just in case your hair gets some inconvenient ideas.
All those bristles mean more surface area is covered, but they're also softer on each follicle they touch. Instead of grabbing just a few and hoping the others cooperate, this military brush grabs them all and pulls them all into place.
Work some pomade in there while you're at it, and you'll finally have a finished look you can be proud of. Now you just have to figure out what you're going to tell that fedora.
Made in the United Kingdom.